Our cash
Which art on plastic
Hallowed by thy name
Thy Cartier watch
Thy Prada Bag
In Neimans
As it is in Nordstrom
Give us each day our Platinum Visa
And forgive us our line of credit
As we forgive those that decline our mastercard
And lead us not into Macy’s
And deliver us from Sephora
For thyne is the Gucci, Louboutins and Louis Vuitton
For Chanel No 5 and Eternity
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